Fez Quote #66

Quote from Fez in Prom Night

Fez: Oh, I know who I can ask to the prom.
Hyde: Oh, boy, who, Fez?
Fez: The lucky lady is... my English teacher.
Kelso: Fez, you can't take a teacher to the prom.
Fez: Why not? She's always writing sexy comments on my homework. "Nice job." "Good effort." "See me." "I love you." Okay, I made the last one up but the other ones were real.

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 ‘Prom Night’ Quotes

Quote from Kelso

Jackie: Well, I have a date, too.
Kelso: Who is it? What's his name?
Jackie: His name is... not important. What's important is, he's better than you in every conceivable way.
Kelso: Damn, Jackie, that could be anybody!

Quote from Midge

Bob: Midge, you don't know the first thing about having a business.
Midge: But there's no risk, Bob.
Bob: Why not?
Midge: Because it's your money! [Red laughs]

Quote from Midge

Kitty: You know, I'm sorry, Midge. But I really have to get to work.
Midge: Gosh, darn it, I want a job.
Kitty: You know, Midge, having a job is not all it's cracked up to be. Working at the hospital is very hard work.
Midge: But I don't want one of those jobs. I want a fun job.
Kitty: Okay, now, even with a fun job, you still- You have to deal with your boss.
Midge: You're right. I'll get a job as a boss.
Kitty: Well, now, that is a sharp plan, Midge. You just- You let me know how that goes.