Eric Quote #112
Quote from Eric in Prom Night
Eric: Anyway, this is how I picture it.
[fantasy: Donna and Eric are on a beach:]
Donna: Well, here we are walking on the beach. And now we're gonna do it.
Eric: Yes, yes. Isn't it spontaneous?
Donna: Exactly. That's what got me. [they kiss]
[reality:]
Eric: Ah, that was nice. But if I plan it out, it won't be nice. It'll be...
[fantasy: Eric arrives in Donna's kitchen:]
Eric: Good evening.
Donna: Did you bring the forms?
Eric: Yes, I did. Here's the guarantee of foreplay. Signed, initialed, notarized.
Donna: Very well. As you know, I'm on the pill so here is your copy of the prophylactic waiver.
Eric: It looks like we have a deal here. I'm looking forward to consummation.
Donna: Excellent.
Eric: Thank you.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Prom Night’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Jackie: Well, I have a date, too.
Kelso: Who is it? What's his name?
Jackie: His name is... not important. What's important is, he's better than you in every conceivable way.
Kelso: Damn, Jackie, that could be anybody!
Quote from Midge
Bob: Midge, you don't know the first thing about having a business.
Midge: But there's no risk, Bob.
Bob: Why not?
Midge: Because it's your money! [Red laughs]
Quote from Midge
Kitty: You know, I'm sorry, Midge. But I really have to get to work.
Midge: Gosh, darn it, I want a job.
Kitty: You know, Midge, having a job is not all it's cracked up to be. Working at the hospital is very hard work.
Midge: But I don't want one of those jobs. I want a fun job.
Kitty: Okay, now, even with a fun job, you still- You have to deal with your boss.
Midge: You're right. I'll get a job as a boss.
Kitty: Well, now, that is a sharp plan, Midge. You just- You let me know how that goes.