Jackie Quote #55
Jackie: Donna, what am I gonna do? I'm in such trouble.
Donna: Jackie, it's all right. We'll get through this. [they hug] What does Kelso say about all this?
Jackie: No, no, no! I cannot tell Michael. It's way too embarrassing.
Donna: Jackie! You had sex with him.
Jackie: I know I did. But we didn't talk.
Donna: You have to tell Kelso. If you don't, I will.
Jackie: Thank you, Donna. Thank you! Oh, thank you!
Donna: Jackie, I don't want to tell him.
[After they hear a crashing sound in the cafe, Jackie opens the bathroom door and finds Kelso lying on the floor, being slapped by Fez]
Jackie: I think he knows.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Pill’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Red: You've got strange thoughts in your little head, mister, and that Donna's a nice girl.
Kitty: Red, you are giving him the wrong idea about sex. It's not dirty.
Red: But it's not clean, either.
Kitty: Okay, cleanliness. Now, that reminds me, always make sure your nails are trimmed and clean. Oh, foreplay is very important.
Red: No, it's not.
Kitty: Yes. It is.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Well, why didn't you, like, you know, use something?
Jackie: Look, I would have but my cousin Carla told me that I could not get pregnant for eight days after my period.
Donna: Okay. Eight days after your first day or your last day?
Jackie: I don't know. Carla never called me back. Oh, my God, Donna, having this child is gonna ruin my whole life.
Donna: Well, yeah.
Jackie: I'll have to wear flats, I'll gain weight, I'll be too fat to cheer.
Donna: Not to mention the fact you'll have a baby to take care of.
Quote from Fez
Fez: And Jackie's mukatots will get huge.
Hyde: Fez, for those of us who only speak English, what exactly is a "mukatot"?
Fez: Feet. They will get long as well as wide. Very gratifying.
Hyde: You foreign freak.