Hyde Quote #102
Quote from Hyde in First Date
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Kelso: Tonight, I learned there's a price to be paid for doing it. She said, "forever," man. And I think she meant it.
Fez: The inside of my mouth feels like cotton. As if cotton was in my mouth.
Hyde: Kelso, man, women are like muffins, okay? And once you've had a muffin, man, you will put up with anything to have another muffin. And they know that. Now she really owns you, man.
Eric: Hyde, you sure know a lot about women. But, I mean, you've never really had a steady girlfriend. So, what's that all about?
Hyde: I'll tell you what that's all about, Forman. My mind is pure, man. I don't fall victim to the female race. I'm here, sans girlfriend, to help you guys out.
Fez: Then I have a question, Hyde. How much masturbation is too much?
Hyde: No such thing as too much, Fez.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘First Date’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Donna: Thanks for, uh, holding my hair when I was...
Eric: Just thanks for missing my shoes.
Donna: Well, I... I guess I blew our big night.
Eric: Look, it's cool. I thought I was gonna blow it and then, I mean, you totally blew it. So, I mean, that's great.
Donna: You know, by telling me I blew it, you basically just blew it.
Eric: And I was doing so good here with the jacket and the coffee and holding your hair back. I was so in.
Donna: You're still in.
Eric: Look, Donna, I want to be your boyfriend. And you're all I ever think about. Will you wear my class ring?
Donna: Yes.
Eric: Yes? [leans into kiss Donna]
Donna: You know, why don't we kiss on it later?
Eric: Oh, right. The vomit. No, wait. You know what? I don't care. You're my girlfriend. [kisses Donna]
Quote from Kelso
Jackie: I don't believe you, Michael.
Kelso: What?
Jackie: You can't just maul me in front of my father.
Kelso: I bet he didn't even notice.
Jackie: He yelled at you to stop it.
Kelso: Oh. [chuckles] I thought he was talking to you.
Quote from Red
Red: They used to be normal. What the hell happened to them?
Kitty: Well, I don't know. How can she not eat meat? That can't be healthy.
Red: Remember when we used to go on vacation together? Bob and I used to go fishing and drink beers.
Kitty: I mean, we used to have fun with them.
Red: Now they're into every fad there is. Things change, Kitty.
Kitty: Well, we don't.
Red: Oh. We don't have to. We're classic.
[fantasy: Red and Kitty are kissing as they're depicted in a classic cartoon]
Red: [v.o.] You know Midge wasn't wearing a bra tonight.
Kitty: [v.o.] Yeah. Bob wasn't wearing underwear.