Jackie Quote #233
Quote from Jackie in Leo Loves Kitty
Jackie: Hey, Eric, um, where's Donna?
Eric: Oh, she's out with Kelso's brother. Which means it's only a matter of time before she calls us from the holding cell.
Jackie: Well, I need a woman's opinion. Eh, you're close enough. Look. I'm just really upset about Michael modeling. I mean, that was our dream together. But for me!
[fantasy: a commercial for a perfume named "Jackie" complete with a jingle]
Eric: Wait, so, um, in your dream you're a model, and Kelso's, um, not there. Whereas in real life, Kelso's a model and you, um, sell cheese. That is... delightful.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Leo Loves Kitty’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Oh, no.
Leo: Yup, it's me. Hey, is my lady around?
Red: Leo, buddy, we gotta talk. You're getting me in a lot of trouble around here. Now, I'm begging you-
Kitty: [o.s.] Who is it, Red?
Red: Listen, hophead! I love that woman with a fiery passion that consumes my soul! That's right! So you can either walk out of here on your own or you can hop outta here with my boot in your ass!
Leo: Okay, I choose the one with nothing in my ass.
Red: Good choice!
Quote from Red
Kitty: Well, Red that was a pretty good show you put on there. You poured it on with a "fiery passion that consumed your soul."
Red: Hey, if you think I'm putting on a show to get out of the doghouse, you're way off base. If I wanted to get out of trouble, I'd just tell you how pretty you look. Which I've been meaning to tell you. You do.
Kitty: Oh, stow it.
Red: Oh, fine. But, Kitty, you gotta understand. If I got mad at every guy that looked at you, I'd drive myself crazy. I don't even wanna think about all those patients down at the hospital making googly eyes at you.
Kitty: Not to mention the doctors.
Red: [sighs] Don't get me started on those perverts! They think the nursing staff is their own personal dating service. Glorified plumbers!
Kitty: Okay. All right, Red. You're getting very upset. In fact, you look downright miserable. That makes me so happy.
Quote from Leo
Leo: Hey, Red. Could you give these to your wife, please? And tell her I love her.
Red: I'll give her the message.
Leo: Thank you. [Red closes the door]
Red: Oh, boy! You got a date for the Stoners' Ball.
Kitty: "Roses are red. Violets are blue. Milk, eggs, coffee."