Fez Quote #314
Quote from Fez in The Third Wheel
Jackie: Rhonda? How'd you get in here?
Rhonda: I used my key.
Jackie: Michael, why does she have a key and I don't?
Kelso: Well, it's not because everyone doesn't want you to have one. That's for sure.
Rhonda: Don't sweat it, small stuff. We're all part of the gang.
Jackie: Excuse me? Uh, no. I had to kiss butt for, like, a year to be part of this gang.
Fez: That was you being nice? Good God! She thinks she was being nice?
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Quote from Fez
Eric: So let's bowl.
Kelso: Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls.
Fez: Hey, guys, my balls are black and blue.
Hyde: Good one.
Eric: That's nice.
Kelso: That's funny. That was good.
Fez: My balls are finally funny.
Quote from Hyde
Eric: Well, we could go beer bowling. That's always fun.
Kelso: I am in, because beer makes you a better bowler. That's a proven fact.
Fez: Wait. Do I have to use the pink ladies' ball again?
Hyde: Now, Fez, why do you ask that question when you already know the answer?
Fez: Pink ball only until I lose my virginity.
Hyde: Sorry. Them's the rules.
Quote from Fez
Eric: All right, fellas. You know the rules. You get a strike, you chug. You get a gutter ball, you chug. You get a 7-1 0 split seven to 10 chugs.
Kelso: Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls. [laughs] Man, that joke never gets old.
Fez: Hey, guys, my balls have holes in them. [silence] Now, why isn't that funny?