Red Quote #56
Red: Now, Eric, you're gonna be driving in snow so I'll put together an emergency roadside kit for you. In case you run into trouble.
Eric: Okay, that'd be great.
Red: Preparation makes all the difference, Eric. Take kitty litter. I can't tell you how many times kitty litter got me out of a tight spot. I remember one time in the '70s...
[fantasy: Eric and Donna are laying on the floor of the cabin in front of the fireplace:]
Donna: Oh, my God, Eric. Oh. It's a road flare.
Eric: A road flare can save your life.
[reality:]
Red: I said, "A road flare can save your life."
Eric: What? Oh, check. Great. Road flare. Right.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Ski Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Red: Well, here's your emergency roadside kit.
Eric: Kitty litter? Oh, kitty litter. Right.
Kitty: Um, honey, I put some sandwiches in your duffel bag. Now, why do you need such a big bag of oregano?
Eric: Donna's Italian. [both laugh]
Kitty: Okay, stay warm.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: You are a dog, Michael, a dirty, dirty dog!
Hyde: What did I do?
Fez: You kissed Pam Macy. [Kelso gasps]
Jackie: I trusted you, Michael, and now all my friends are laughing at me. I can't even show my face in the third floor bathroom anymore. And that's the cool bathroom.
Kelso: But, I-
Jackie: No, Michael. We're through.
Kelso: Okay. If that's the way you want it, we're through. And Monday, when we get back from that ski trip, it's over.
Jackie: No, Michael. No, no, no, no, no. You won't be skiing this weekend.
Kelso: Oh, that's just great, Jackie. Cancel the ski trip and disappoint all our friends.
Jackie: Oh, no, no, no. We are still going.
Kelso: They're surely not going without me. Right, guys?
Jackie: Oh, and did I mention my parents are not coming so it'll be just us?
Eric: So, we'll see you Monday!