Kelso Quote #295
Quote from Kelso in Pinciotti vs. Forman
Hyde: Oh, man. Guy butt. Look away.
Kelso: I feel kinda bad.
Jackie: Hon, it's just guy butt. It won't hurt you.
Kelso: No. About Eric. I mean, he was totally in the right to kick Donna out.
Jackie: Oh, he was not right. Now, you agree with me!
Kelso: No.
Jackie: [pinches Kelso's arm] Agree with me.
Kelso: No! Donna broke his heart, and now she should have to pay.
Donna: Chex Mix?
Kelso: Oh, thank you, Donna.
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Quote from Fez
Jackie: Oh, we are so not talking.
Kelso: All right, Jack-
Jackie: I said not talking!
Fez: Well done.
Kelso: All right, Fez.
Fez: I said well done!
Quote from Jackie
Donna: So, it's just not fair. He doesn't, like, get my friends 'cause he has some stupid, crappy basement.
Jackie: Right! You helped make that basement what it is today.
Donna: Right. No one would even go over there before me. It smelled like feet.
Jackie: Donna, you have to fight back. Okay, when a couple splits up, the woman deserves her fair share of the life she helped build.
Donna: How much is that?
Jackie: All of it! Donna, it's the law.
Donna: You know, normally, that statement would really offend me. But now that I'm single and pissed, you're making a lot of sense.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Wow. Donna, you look great. What could it be? [gasps] Oh, I know. You lost 80 pounds of ugly fat. [laughs] Burn, Eric, burn!
Eric: Okay, first of all I weigh a 130- 49 pounds.
Fez: Yeah. You look good too, Eric. You lost your one true love, so... Looking good.