Kelso Quote #23
Eric: Guys, we've got to get the keg out of here.
Donna: Well, where are we having the party?
Kelso: Beats me. Hey, if you guys need me I'll be with Jackie over at our secret make-out place.
Donna: Secret make-out place.
Kelso: It's this vacant house over on Sherman. I mean, this place is great. It's totally private. I mean, you can get away with about anything there. So, if you guys find a place for that keg, let me know.
[After Kelso exits, Donna stares at her watch and waits. Kelso returns:]
Kelso: I've got an idea!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Keg’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Donna: Go for it, Eric.
Eric: Yeah, we'll throw a party. Gonna charge $2 a head.
Kelso: $2 a head. A keg is equivalent to seven cases, that's 168 beers. If we each drink three beers a piece-
Hyde: No way, sophomores gonna drink one.
Kelso: True.
Hyde: Yeah, and the freshmen will only drink a half.
Kelso: So that averages out to 1.5 beers per person which means we can invite 112 people. That's $224.
Hyde: Cash.
Kelso: Which is decent.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Those kids could be anywhere. Needle, meet haystack.
Red: Look, they left the house in a wood-paneled ocean liner. We should be able to find them.
Bob: Yep, it's a real asphalt jungle out here. The sun goes down, the rats come out. I lost my mailbox last year. Oh, yeah, you know what it is? The evil spilling over from Sheboygan. Oh, how many stories do you suppose there are in this naked burg?
Red: Eight, Bob. There are eight.
Quote from Fez
Fez: How did you find it?
Hyde: We were driving down the road, man, and there she was.
Fez: Oh, it was a beer in the headlights. [laughs] That is my first American joke.