Hyde Quote #12

Quote from Hyde in Eric's Burger Job

Hyde: I can't believe Forman missed all of those signals.
Donna: What signals?
Hyde: [feminine voice] Oh, no. Poor me all alone in my big house. Just me and my nightie. If only there was some scrawny little neighbor boy here.
Donna: He's not scrawny. You know, why am I even talking to you?
Hyde: I'm all you got.
Donna: Oh, my God. So everybody knows? [lays down on the couch]
Hyde: I'm afraid so.
Donna: I just wanted to spend some time with him alone and now I can't.
Hyde: How does that make you feel?
Donna: Frustrated. It's frustrating as hell. I mean, I really put myself out there.
Hyde: I see. And do you have trouble sleeping at night?
Donna: Sometimes, yeah, I do.
Hyde: Do you think you'd sleep better if you had a scrawny little neighbor boy up next to you?

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 ‘Eric's Burger Job’ Quotes

Quote from Red

Red: Don't slouch.
Eric: Wouldn't that fall under the "stand up straight" category?
Red: See? That's a smartmouth. You're fired, Mr. Smartmouth. See? That's how that works.

Quote from Red

Hyde: Well, what do you know, Kelso? We're out of beer. You know what? Forman's old man's got a fridge in the garage and I know he's got beer in it.
[Once again, Red sits up in his chair. As Hyde, Kelso and Fez sneak into Red's garage, they stumble into the lawn mower, making a loud clatter. As they reach the fridge, they are illuminated by the head lights of the Vista Cruiser. The guys scream.]
Kelso: [points to Fez] It was his idea.
Fez: Remind me to kick your ass.
Hyde: Uh, hey, Red. Uh... Is Forman around?
Red: Well, he sure as hell is not inside that fridge. [drinks beer]

Quote from Kitty

Eric: So, Dad, the guys and I are thinking about getting jobs.
Kitty: No, no, no. You have a job. It's your job to get good grades, go to college, graduate and... leave me.