Jackie Quote #7

Quote from Jackie in Eric's Birthday

Jackie: So?
Donna: What?
Jackie: What are you going to get Eric for his birthday?
Donna: I don't know. Nothing seems right. I want to give him something special.
Jackie: He kissed you! [Donna shushes Jackie] Get in the car. Donna, get in the car so we can talk.


 ‘Eric's Birthday’ Quotes

Quote from Red

Red: Laurie, you're not driving the Vista Cruiser. It's old and undependable. It could break down and you'd be at the mercy of any maniac who came along. It's okay for Eric, but you're taking the Toyota. Oh, and, um, here's $20.
Laurie: Will that cover gas?
Kitty: Oh, well, it should. Honey, give her another $10, just in case.
Eric: You know, I could probably use some gas money.
Red: [chuckles] Yeah, and if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hops.

Quote from Fez

Donna: [to Eric] Well, you're getting a party. And best of all, it's a surprise.
Kelso: I just realized, Donna's older than you.
Donna: Only by a month.
Fez: Good for you, Eric.
Eric: Good for me, what?
Fez: In my country, it is good luck to fall in love with an older woman.
Eric: Fez. Fez.
Fez: No, they come with livestock.

Quote from Eric

Eric: Look, I know money is tight, so I don't want a big birthday.
Red: I'll decide when money is tight. Now, what kind of gift do you want? Don't worry about the cost. As long as it's reasonable.
Eric: Okay. I would like a cassette player for the car. A cassette. Not an eight-track. No eight-track, okay?
Kitty: You know, I don't know why they don't just put record players in cars. [giggles]
Eric: The point is, I don't want an eight-track tape player.
Red: Then you won't get one.
Kitty: Oh, but, honey, he wants one.
Eric: No, I want a tape player, just not an eight-track.

 Jackie Burkhart Quotes

Quote from Garage Sale

Jackie: Okay, Michael, I want you to take me to the movies today.
Kelso: I'm way ahead of you, Jackie. 2:00, Smokey and the Bandit.
Jackie: No. No, no, no. I told you. I don't want to see that again. I don't like the South.

Quote from On with the Show

Donna: Jackie, how are you gonna tell people the news if you don't know any news?
Jackie: Well, I know all the news that's really important, like, who's got a new car, what store is having a sale on leggings, and if there'll ever be peace in the Middle East. [giggles] Who am I kidding? No one cares about China.

Quote from Fez Gets the Girl

Kelso: Jackie, why do you wanna go anyway? You hate Led Zeppelin.
Jackie: I never said I hated them, Michael. For your information, I think Led is hot.