Eric Quote #13
Quote from Eric in Eric's Birthday
Eric: Coming. I'm coming. [opens door] Donna? Donna, it's 3:00 a.m. Are you crazy?
Donna: Crazy? Crazy in love with you. What is it about you that drives me wild with passion and desire?
Eric: Well, I am... 17 now.
Donna: Shut up, and sit down. I have to give you your birthday present. It can't wait any longer. Close your eyes.
Eric: This is my birthday present?
Donna: No, that's my nightgown. I'm your present. Open your eyes, birthday boy.
[reality, Eric wakes up in bed with Kitty standing over him holding a plate of eggs:]
Kitty: Surprise! Birthday breakfast. And this is it, young man. A few gifts tonight, the end. [chuckles] And it is too late to change your mind about a party now. So don't think you're getting one or you will be sorely disappointed. [winks at Laurie]
Red: Happy birthday. You know, the lawn's not gonna cut itself.
Eric: Thanks, Mom, Dad.
Laurie: Hey, little brother. Nice tent.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Laurie, you're not driving the Vista Cruiser. It's old and undependable. It could break down and you'd be at the mercy of any maniac who came along. It's okay for Eric, but you're taking the Toyota. Oh, and, um, here's $20.
Laurie: Will that cover gas?
Kitty: Oh, well, it should. Honey, give her another $10, just in case.
Eric: You know, I could probably use some gas money.
Red: [chuckles] Yeah, and if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hops.
Quote from Fez
Donna: [to Eric] Well, you're getting a party. And best of all, it's a surprise.
Kelso: I just realized, Donna's older than you.
Donna: Only by a month.
Fez: Good for you, Eric.
Eric: Good for me, what?
Fez: In my country, it is good luck to fall in love with an older woman.
Eric: Fez. Fez.
Fez: No, they come with livestock.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Look, I know money is tight, so I don't want a big birthday.
Red: I'll decide when money is tight. Now, what kind of gift do you want? Don't worry about the cost. As long as it's reasonable.
Eric: Okay. I would like a cassette player for the car. A cassette. Not an eight-track. No eight-track, okay?
Kitty: You know, I don't know why they don't just put record players in cars. [giggles]
Eric: The point is, I don't want an eight-track tape player.
Red: Then you won't get one.
Kitty: Oh, but, honey, he wants one.
Eric: No, I want a tape player, just not an eight-track.