Jackie Quote #171
Quote from Jackie in Radio Daze
Jackie: Eric, don't worry about this whole Donna thing. I know a lot of girls who are much more realistic for you. They might be a little heavy, or a little dumb, or have a cockeye, but...
Eric: Jackie, she didn't break up with me, okay? She still loves me.
Jackie: Oh. So you're in the denial stage.
Eric: No.
Jackie: See?
Donna: [enters] Oh, my God, you guys. This has been the best day ever. Jerry Thunder has totally taken me under his wing. And his stories... he's so funny! Oh, Elton John has a boyfriend! Plus, I get to meet Alice Cooper. Here it is. I'm gonna see if Alice'll sign this. Oh, I can't make it to the movie tonight. See you. [exits]
Eric: See? She still loves me.
Jackie: Yeah. Have you met my friend Fat Sally?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Radio Daze’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Oh, Gilligan screwed it up. He always screws it up. Why don't they just kill him?
Kitty: I don't think you're really mad at Gilligan, Red. Admit it. You feel guilty about what happened to Earl.
Red: This has nothing to do with Earl. The professor worked on that coconut radio for three months. Now how the hell are they gonna get off that island?
Kitty: Oh. Well, then I guess I was wrong. I don't know why I questioned you.
Red: And I'll tell you... something's going on with that Skipper. You don't get that fat eating coconuts.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Yeah, life just hasn't been the same since I lost the van. You know, it's hard to get chicks when you don't have wheels. I mean, sometimes a killer bod just isn't enough.
Leo: Amen to that, brother. Okay, I'll sell the El Camino to you for 500 bucks.
Kelso: 400.
Leo: 600.
Kelso: 700. No, uh, tat's the wrong way. Um... Uh... 500.
Leo: No. 500.
Kelso: Sold.
Both: Sucker.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: So how are things with you and [low-pitched] Hot Donna?
Eric: Well, if you heard about Hot Donna then you heard that I'm not her boyfriend. The whole world heard that. Well, people in Canada heard it.
Kitty: Oh, honey, Canadians don't matter.