Hyde Quote #245
Quote from Hyde in Dine and Dash
Hyde: I'll go first.
Donna: Hyde, we're not doing this. And especially not you, 'cause you're on probation.
Hyde: So what?
Eric: So what? You get caught, you go to jail, and I've heard nothing good about jail.
Hyde: I haven't done one stinking illegal thing since I got probation.
Eric: So, what, you're mad because you haven't committed any crimes since your last crime?
Hyde: Yeah, so I'm going.
[After Hyde stands up and puts his jacket on, he walks towards the podium. He feels Caroline and the wait staff staring at him. Caroline moves from behind the podium to block the door way.]
Caroline: [slow motion] Can I help you?
[Hyde looks at the other staff and customers and then winces, shaking his head, before running back to his table]
Kelso: What happened?
Hyde: This place is like Alcatraz, man.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Dine and Dash’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: Uh, yes, excuse me. Um, would you please send your finest imported beer to Caroline and tell her that when I said "Hi" what I meant was, "I'll take you like a stallion." You got that? Like a stallion?
Jackie: Fez, stop ordering stuff.
Fez: Okay, you need to chill out, little girl. Didn't you hear Kelso? The Vineyard is having a dine-and-dash promotion. Everything is free.
Jackie: It's not free, Fez. "Dine and dash" is when you run out without paying.
Fez: So it's stealing? This isn't going to help me with Caroline, is it? Excuse me.
[After Fez whispers to Donna, she whispers to Eric, who gives Kelso a "wet willy"]
Kelso: Hey!
Fez: That's from me, you son of a bitch.
Quote from Midge
Red: So, who else needs a drink real bad?
Bob: Tough day at the salt mines, Red?
Midge: Oh. When did you get a job at the salt mines?
Kitty: Here, honey. Play with these.
Quote from Kelso
Donna: Hey, Kelso, thanks for dinner. It was great.
Eric: Yeah, it was delicious.
Kelso: Hey, guys, no need to thank me. I'm happy to do it. [opens bill] Okay. Everybody ready?
Eric: Uh, don't you have to pay first?
Kelso: I'm not paying.
Donna: What? What, did you think I was paying?
Eric: Yes. Kelso, we don't have any money.
Kelso: You don't need any. People, we are on a "dine and dash" here. Oh, yeah. 'Cause the only thing better than eating lobster is eating lobster and hauling ass. Let's haul ass.