Eric Quote #274
Quote from Eric in Holy Crap!
Kitty: You know, I don't understand this at all. You give me one good reason why you don't want to go to church.
Eric: It's hot.
Laurie: It's boring.
Eric: The music sucks.
Laurie: The pastor's ugly.
Eric: I have to wear a tie.
Laurie: I have to wear a bra.
Kitty: Enough.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Holy Crap!’ Quotes
Quote from Hyde
Laurie: What about Hyde? I mean, he doesn't have to go.
Hyde: While I respect the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the Eastern philosophies and, of course, the teachings of Muhammad, I find that organized religions have corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout history. Were I to attend church, I'd be a hypocrite.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Hey, Kitty, the Pinciottis are all here. Where's the rest of team Forman?
Kitty: Oh, I'm all alone today.
Midge: All alone? Ick! That's just embarrassing.
Bob: Well, that's a shame. Because if there's anyone who has some confessing to do, it's that dirty, dirty son of yours.
Quote from Red
Eric: Hey, how about you? How come you never have to go?
Red: Eric, God and I had a heart to heart while I watched my destroyer go down in the South Pacific. We're real good. You're not. Go.