Hyde Quote #188
Quote from Hyde in Red's New Job
Eric: Then how come Hyde gets to have a job?
Hyde: Because, Forman, you have potential. Whereas I'll be a success if I stay out of jail.
Red: Exactly!
Kitty: Oh, no, Steven, that is not true. It's just it's a little different because... [covers Hyde's ears]... he doesn't have any parents.
Hyde: Oh, my God. I don't have any parents?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Red's New Job’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Good news, Red. I just took Cosmo's "10 Ways to Please Your Man in Bed" test and I got 9 out of 10. [laughs] But I didn't get number three because I'm a nurse and number three is icky.
Quote from Kelso
Donna: Hey, Kelso, eat that.
Kelso: All right. Green Jell-O. Hey, Jackie, try some. I heard green stuff makes you horny.
Jackie: Michael, that only works with green M&M's, duh.
Kelso: Nuh-uh. It's everything green. Right, Donna?
Donna: Actually, Kelso, you know what really makes you horny? Beets.
Kelso: Yeah, right.
Eric: No, it's true. I saw it on 60 Minutes, man. Beet farmers with, like, 10, 15 kids.
Kelso: Man, how's come everything good for you always tastes so bad. I'm trying it.
Quote from Eric
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Eric: Man, Red went ballistic on me. I mean I want to keep the job, but I really don't want to wear my ass for a hat. 'Cause, you know, he said he could do that and I believe him.
Hyde: Come on, Forman. Fight the power, man. That way I can have your room after Red kills you. Although I'm not sure an ass hat is fatal.
Fez: You know what would be a good job for me? Gigolo. The loving is over, now pay me.