Kelso Quote #102
Quote from Kelso in Red's Last Day
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Hyde: So, what's new? Kelso?
Kelso: Oh, man! I mean, nothing. So, Eric, isn't your sister hot?
Eric: No. In fact, Kelso, I think you're the only loser here who thinks she is hot.
Fez: Not true. I have pictured her naked hundreds of times. Why, just this morning I was taking a shower...
Hyde: Come on, Fez, man, it is absolutely inappropriate and disrespectful to talk about how hot somebody else's sister is. No matter how bad you want to give it to her. Right, Kelso?
Kelso: Oh, man. Oh, man. I...
Hyde: What is it, boy? Is it trouble? Is there something you want to tell us about Eric's sister?
Kelso: I totally did it with her! I'm sorry, man.
Eric: What?!
Kelso: I mean, she took advantage of me. I'm violated.
Hyde: You idiot, your thumbs are still up.
Kelso: Acting's hard.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Red's Last Day’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Hey, bring these guys a beer.
Eric: No, Dad, I'm supposed to take you home. Mom said so.
Red: Normally, you do what your mother says. Sometimes, you know... You're a dumbass. But mostly, you're a good kid.
Eric: Thank you, sir.
Red: But this is my last day of work... And I didn't get a party. I didn't get a gold watch. And I didn't get crap. So... Let's drink!
Quote from Bob
Bob: Wow, look at this piece of junk.
Kelso: This is my van.
Bob: [chuckles] Yeah? Well, you know, I had a Ford delivery van in high school. Yeah, it's a lot of fun till somebody gets preg... You got to be careful in this van, Kelso. You know what I mean?
Midge: An idiot would know what you mean.
Kelso: What do you mean?
Bob: Sell the van, kid.
Midge: What's that supposed to mean?
Bob: Oh, I'm happy.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Yeah, even the radio works. And all the doors... They open! And it's got brakes, too. I mean, can you believe this? I mean, my uncle, he just gave it to me. He gave it to me, for free!
Fez: That is insane. I would pay tens of dollars for this. [sniffs] Or not.
Hyde: Did he own a cat?
Kelso: Yeah. I'm getting an air freshener.
Eric: Yeah. Get a big one.
Kelso: Guys, guys, this thing is like a bedroom on wheels. No more, "Michael, the backseat's too small." "Michael, you're on my hair." "Michael, you're choking me." That's over.