Kelso Quote #49
Kelso: [engine starts] Okay, I see what's going on. You're not really going skiing. This is all just a gag. You're just trying to get me all worked up so you can go, "Just kidding, buddy!" [chuckles] Yeah, you got me. That's a nice burn.
Eric: It sure is. Bye-bye. [car drives off]
Kelso: Oh, he's not going. [Red and Kitty wave] He'll be back. Yep, any second now. He's probably just going around the block. [chuckles] I gotta hand it to him, he got me there. That's a major burn. Yup. There he is. I knew it! [laughs] Oh, no, that's not him.
Features in the collection: Kelso: Burn!.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Kelso: Burn!’
Quote from Red in The Battle of Evermore
Red: So, I guess this is the way an immature, engaged, high school dumbass with no car, no job and no money trims the hedges.
Hyde: That was like eight burns in one sentence.
Donna: An octo-burn. Let's get the hell out of here.
Quote from Kelso in What is and What Should Never Be
Fez: Ah, we've been here for, like, an hour. We've only moved, like, two feet.
Kelso: You think the lines at the D.M.V. are long? You should see the free clinic. Now, there's a wait.
Hyde: Man, you've been to the free clinic?
Kelso: No. Oh, but I did see your mom there. Burn! [Hyde punches Kelso's arm] [chuckles] That's gonna leave a mark. Just like your mom did! [laughs]
‘Ski Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Red: Well, here's your emergency roadside kit.
Eric: Kitty litter? Oh, kitty litter. Right.
Kitty: Um, honey, I put some sandwiches in your duffel bag. Now, why do you need such a big bag of oregano?
Eric: Donna's Italian. [both laugh]
Kitty: Okay, stay warm.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: You are a dog, Michael, a dirty, dirty dog!
Hyde: What did I do?
Fez: You kissed Pam Macy. [Kelso gasps]
Jackie: I trusted you, Michael, and now all my friends are laughing at me. I can't even show my face in the third floor bathroom anymore. And that's the cool bathroom.
Kelso: But, I-
Jackie: No, Michael. We're through.
Kelso: Okay. If that's the way you want it, we're through. And Monday, when we get back from that ski trip, it's over.
Jackie: No, Michael. No, no, no, no, no. You won't be skiing this weekend.
Kelso: Oh, that's just great, Jackie. Cancel the ski trip and disappoint all our friends.
Jackie: Oh, no, no, no. We are still going.
Kelso: They're surely not going without me. Right, guys?
Jackie: Oh, and did I mention my parents are not coming so it'll be just us?
Eric: So, we'll see you Monday!