Fez Quote #25
Quote from Fez in That Disco Episode
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Hyde: Okay, I thought about it, and I'm going to the disco. Just on the off chance they might mix up a little rock and roll, man.
Kelso: Yeah, well, I have something to say. I went to the mall today and I bought a pair of new shoes. And they are the coolest kicks in the cave.
Eric: So, no more for Kelso. He's toasted. [laughs]
Fez: I would like some toast if you are making some. Or food of any kind would be good. I am starving.
Hyde: Oh, I read somewhere there are these people in India who fast, man. Yeah. [giggles] And their minds are so advanced, they can actually think themselves to death, man.
Kelso: Oh. I hope I'm not doing that right now. My mind's always doing things that I don't even know about.
Eric: Man, we always think of so many brilliant things down here but then later, I can't remember any of them. I mean, they're brilliant, man.
Fez: Someone go make toast right now.
Hyde: Okay, we should record our conversation, man. Yeah, then we could play it back and write it down. I'll bet that's how the writers at National Lampoon do it.
Kelso: Yeah, well, I read somewhere that there are these people in France.
Hyde: What do they do?
Fez: You see, they're incredibly French.
Eric: See, that's brilliant, man. I'm getting a tape recorder.
Fez: Where's my toast, you idiots?
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‘That Disco Episode’ Quotes
Quote from Hyde
Eric: Okay, that's all the deposit bottles and the aluminum cans. We gotta have at least... $1.15 worth of gas.
Kelso: Come on, my dad's got a ton of empties.
Hyde: [to Red] Man, I can't believe they're gonna waste all their money on a stupid disco when they could buy a really big bag... Of caramels.
Quote from Hyde
[on tape:]
Hyde: I'm saying, the earth is a farm.
Eric: That's brilliant.
Kelso: A farm.
Hyde: A farm put here by aliens, man. And we're the cattle.
Eric: We're cattle. [Kelso moos]
Hyde: And the government knows it. It's out there, man.
Eric: What is?
Hyde: The truth.
Kelso: What are you saying?
Hyde: Out there is the truth. The truth is out there, man.
Eric: That's seriously brilliant.
[Fez stops the tape]
Fez: See, you are all stupid.
Quote from Eric
[In Eric's P.O.V., the wallpaper is spinning behind Red with the wall decorations fixed in place]
Red: Listen, I know you need gas money for Saturday night. If you're willing to do a few extra chores, I'll pay you $10.
Eric: Sure. I can do that.
Red: Now I need you to sweep the garage clean the leaves out of the gutters, get the dry cleaning and fix that shelf in the pantry. Now run that back to me.
Eric: Okay, fix the shelf, sweep the garage, pick up the leaves...
Red: Pick up the dry cleaning.
Eric: Yeah.
Red: The gutters?
Eric: Fix the gutters.
Red: Clean. Clean the gutters.
Eric: Clean out the gutters, fix the shelf, sweep the leaves.
Red: The garage.
Eric: Fix the garage.
Red: Sweep it. Listen, I'm not gonna pay you $10 for nothing.
Eric: Sweep the garage, pick up the cleaning, clean up the gutters, fix the shelf.
Red: Do that, and you got yourself gas money.
Eric: Didn't you say something about leaves?
Red: They're in the gutters.
Eric: Right. Pick them up. Clean them up. I've gotta make toast.