Hyde Quote #13
Quote from Hyde in Eric's Burger Job
Ricky: First of all, people who work at Fatso Burger are special. Now, I know you're looking at me and wondering how do I get where Ricky is? If you work hard, pay attention and use the proper finger-release technique on the slant cup dispenser, you could be me. Now, let's get started. Why do you want a career at Fatso Burger?
[montage:]
Eric: I just think it will be a wonderful experience.
Kelso: My girlfriend's dad owns it.
Fez: I love the uniforms.
Hyde: To unionize the workers, man.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's Burger Job’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Don't slouch.
Eric: Wouldn't that fall under the "stand up straight" category?
Red: See? That's a smartmouth. You're fired, Mr. Smartmouth. See? That's how that works.
Quote from Red
Hyde: Well, what do you know, Kelso? We're out of beer. You know what? Forman's old man's got a fridge in the garage and I know he's got beer in it.
[Once again, Red sits up in his chair. As Hyde, Kelso and Fez sneak into Red's garage, they stumble into the lawn mower, making a loud clatter. As they reach the fridge, they are illuminated by the head lights of the Vista Cruiser. The guys scream.]
Kelso: [points to Fez] It was his idea.
Fez: Remind me to kick your ass.
Hyde: Uh, hey, Red. Uh... Is Forman around?
Red: Well, he sure as hell is not inside that fridge. [drinks beer]
Quote from Kitty
Eric: So, Dad, the guys and I are thinking about getting jobs.
Kitty: No, no, no. You have a job. It's your job to get good grades, go to college, graduate and... leave me.