Red Quote #1015
Quote from Red in Leaving Home Ain't Easy
Bob: Boy, it was beautiful down there. The ocean, the sunshine, and Disneyworld is a great place to pick up single moms. In fact, I like Florida so much, I'm selling the house and I'm moving there.
Kitty: You're selling your house? What if someone annoying moves in?
Bob: I bought a condo. And get ready for this, I'm gonna open a bait shop.
Red: What a great idea. That way, when the hundreds of other bait shops down there run out of stock, there you'll be.
Bob: So you think I'm stupid because I want to open a bait shop?
Red: No, of course not. I think you want to open a bait shop because you're stupid.
Bob: Well, I didn't come in here to be ridiculed.
Red: Then you shouldn't have worn that shirt. [exits]
Kitty: Red, you need to go over there and apologize to Bob. He came here all excited about his idea and you just made him feel bad about himself.
Red: Yeah, he never saw it coming.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Leaving Home Ain't Easy’ Quotes
Quote from Bob
Red: Bob, I'm sorry that I said that your idea is stupid.
Kitty: And?
Red: And... The next time you have a stupid idea, I'll just keep my mouth shut.
Bob: You know what, Red? I really don't give a damn what you think. All these years I've had to put up with you cutting me down, calling me dumbass. Well, guess what? You're the dumbass! You're nothing but a cranky [bleep] who thinks his [bleep] don't stink, so you can blow it out your [bleep] ass! What? What, you want to hit me? Go ahead, you bald [bleep]. Yeah, go ahead, do it! I'm not afraid of you. In fact, I'll kick your bony [bleep] ass right now!
Red: Bob, you've got some nerve! Good for you! It's about time you stuck up for yourself and acted like a man.
Bob: I'm sorry, Red, it just slipped out. [hugs Red]
Quote from Fez
Hyde: Damn, man, that was harsh.
Fez: Yeah. It must have been my Jamaican Fire.
Hyde: So, you're from Jamaica?
Fez: No, Jamaican Fire. It's my new cologne.
Quote from Red
Red: You were in Florida?
Bob: Yeah, I was gone for three weeks. You didn't notice?
Red: I just figured my migraine medicine was working.