Red Quote #1013
Quote from Red in Sheer Heart Attack
Hyde: Pretty cool, huh? Fifty bucks for 15 minutes' work. That was on a slow day. Imagine what we could make if we set up shop on Betty Grable movie night.
Red: Steven, we're not setting up shop anywhere. All I want to do is get my money back. Just like after I bought Eric that baseball mitt. Dumbass used it as a hat!
Features in the collection: Red Forman: Dumbass Quotes.
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‘Red Forman: Dumbass Quotes’
Quote from Red in The Battle of Evermore
Red: So, I guess this is the way an immature, engaged, high school dumbass with no car, no job and no money trims the hedges.
Hyde: That was like eight burns in one sentence.
Donna: An octo-burn. Let's get the hell out of here.
Quote from Red in Sally Simpson
Red: You think my problem is my own son? My son is a fine young man.
Eric: Wow, Dad, you don't have...
Red: Shut up, dumbass. You know less about my family than you do about football! Which isn't saying much, since you dropped every pass that came near you! And let me tell you something else. When a real Packer hurts his leg, he stuffs his kneecap back in and keeps on running!
Eric: That's what this little mushroom would have done.
‘Sheer Heart Attack’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: I don't know what's wrong with me, okay? I want a guy I can't have. I can't stop stuffing my face. I am a thin girl with fat-girl problems.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Jackie, I'd offer you a third sandwich, but you cleaned me out of meat and condiments. And Cheez Whiz. Well, now we're going to have to use the artificial stuff.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Come on, Jackie, I know what'll cheer you up. Let's go down to the mall and make fun of all the people coming out of the Big & Tall store.
Jackie: Donna, if you need something from the Big & Tall, just say so.