Red Quote #1002
Quote from Red in My Fairy King
Red: I can't go back out on the job market. It's a young man's game. Plus I hate everybody.
Kitty: Well, maybe you should think about retiring. You're always saying how you'd love more time to drive around town and yell at men who wear sandals.
Red: I can't afford to retire. That's it. I'm not waiting for those bastards to put me out of business. I'm going down to the Muffler Masters offices and give them a piece of my mind.
Kitty: What if they tell you to go take a flying leap?
Red: Well, then, I'll throw a garbage can through their window.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘My Fairy King’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Today was a total disaster. I didn't sell one muffler and I drove a dozen customers into the hands of my competition. If I were a younger, more flexible man, I'd shove my foot up my own ass.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Jackie, have you realized who fits every single thing on your list?
Jackie: Yeah, Elton John! And I think he's single, 'cause you never see him out with a girl.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Red, I just heard some bad news, I ran over to tell you.
Red: Bob, you live next door, why are you panting?
Bob: I was going against the wind.