Bob Quote #201

Quote from Bob in My Fairy King

Kitty: Muffler Master isn't going to drive you out of town.
Red: They're a big chain. They're always throwing their weight around, crushing anything smaller than themselves. They're like Bob at a Cub Scout pancake breakfast.
Kitty: Well, they are just a faceless corporation. You have something they don't. A friendly smiling face behind the counter.
Bob: When did you hire a new guy?

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