Red Quote #992
Quote from Red in Keep Yourself Alive
Red: Donna, it must be nice to finally have a boyfriend who can swing that sledgehammer and get that little black thing past, "Seriously, hit it."
Kitty: Now, you shush. Eric always did very well at the fair. Every time he went to that one booth, he walked away with a stuffed animal.
Red: That was the gift shop.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Keep Yourself Alive’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: [drinks] Oh, this is just awful.
Red: Fine. I'll add more gin.
Kitty: No. Red, the ring. And you know, this is all your fault. If you hadn't driven like a madman over a pothole, I wouldn't be drinking to calm my nerves, I would just be drinking.
Red: Hey, I am not the one who gave his engagement ring to the foreign kid. You're lucky he is not wearing it through his nose!
Kitty: [drinks] Oh, this is just the worst thing ever.
Red: Kitty, it's just a ring!
Kitty: I am talking about the drink!
Quote from Donna
Donna: You know, being out here like this, without any TV or magazines, you know, makes me realize how people 500 years ago must have felt. Incredibly bored.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Fez? Where is he?
Jackie: Oh, don't worry. He survived his trip over here in a banana crate, he'll be fine in the woods.