Fez Quote #911
Quote from Fez in Keep Yourself Alive
Fez: Okay. Well, the ring must have rolled down the hill, which means that it's been probably eaten by a squirrel. We need to find this squirrel, feed it laxatives, and wait for the show to begin.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Keep Yourself Alive’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: [drinks] Oh, this is just awful.
Red: Fine. I'll add more gin.
Kitty: No. Red, the ring. And you know, this is all your fault. If you hadn't driven like a madman over a pothole, I wouldn't be drinking to calm my nerves, I would just be drinking.
Red: Hey, I am not the one who gave his engagement ring to the foreign kid. You're lucky he is not wearing it through his nose!
Kitty: [drinks] Oh, this is just the worst thing ever.
Red: Kitty, it's just a ring!
Kitty: I am talking about the drink!
Quote from Donna
Donna: You know, being out here like this, without any TV or magazines, you know, makes me realize how people 500 years ago must have felt. Incredibly bored.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Fez? Where is he?
Jackie: Oh, don't worry. He survived his trip over here in a banana crate, he'll be fine in the woods.