Red Quote #995
Quote from Red in Keep Yourself Alive
Red: Well, I made Bob go and get the kids. Maybe they'll find the ring, maybe not, either way, I got rid of Bob.
Kitty: I can't believe you lied to me about that ring.
Red: Listen, Kitty. When I got back from Korea, I wanted to buy you the nicest engagement ring ever. But I wasn't making much money. And when I realized how long I would have to save to get that ring, I just knew I couldn't wait that long to ask you to marry me.
Kitty: Well, that's true. I had other offers. Jimmy Callahan used to call me "sweet knees" and he was absolutely right.
Red: So, I bought the best that I could afford and I was going to tell you that we'd get a better ring when we had the money. But then it all went wrong. You loved the ring, you said it must've cost $1,000 and you were so excited. I just couldn't let you down.
Kitty: Red.
Red: But I'll tell you what. If the kids don't find the old one, I'll get you another ring. The kind that you deserve for putting up with me all these years.
Kitty: Well, I don't want you to sell the house.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Keep Yourself Alive’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: [drinks] Oh, this is just awful.
Red: Fine. I'll add more gin.
Kitty: No. Red, the ring. And you know, this is all your fault. If you hadn't driven like a madman over a pothole, I wouldn't be drinking to calm my nerves, I would just be drinking.
Red: Hey, I am not the one who gave his engagement ring to the foreign kid. You're lucky he is not wearing it through his nose!
Kitty: [drinks] Oh, this is just the worst thing ever.
Red: Kitty, it's just a ring!
Kitty: I am talking about the drink!
Quote from Donna
Donna: You know, being out here like this, without any TV or magazines, you know, makes me realize how people 500 years ago must have felt. Incredibly bored.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Fez? Where is he?
Jackie: Oh, don't worry. He survived his trip over here in a banana crate, he'll be fine in the woods.