Donna: Mrs. Forman? I need to talk to you. I'm really sorry that Randy and I were kissing in Eric's room. It was inappropriate.
Kitty: Oh, actually, honey, I'm surprised you even had time to apologize. I thought you'd be up there making out with the rest of Wisconsin.
Red: What the hell are you doing showing affection outside of your own homes, anyway? Kitty and I, we never kiss or hug in public. Far as the rest of the world is concerned, we're complete strangers.
Donna: I didn't mean to offend you. You've always been like a mother to me. Like remember when you made me hot cocoa when my parents got snowed in at that swingers' club?
Kitty: Oh, Donna, I'm not gonna let one little incident ruin a lifelong friendship. [chuckles] Oh, hey, look, Red, this egg is kind of shaped like Randy's head. [cracks egg] And now it's trash, just like Donna!