Kitty: Well, we all do a little pretending. Sometimes, when I'm bringing in the groceries, I pretend to be Scarlett O'Hara. And I look at all the brown bags and I say, [Southern accent] "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!" Oh! Oh! And sometimes with Red, I... Okay, well, the point is, it's okay to pretend.

[Kitty walks in on Donna and Randy kissing]
Kitty: [enters] Oh, my God! In Eric's bedroom? You two-timing whore!

Fez: I wanted to make my room more manly, so I put up some posters of the Village People. Mission accomplished.