Jackie Quote #508
Quote from Jackie in Killer Queen
Christine St. George: Jackie, dear, thank you for booking that lovely couple on our Fools for Love piece.
Jackie: I know, that guy was so cute. You know, he said no matter where he went he always heard his wife's voice saying, "I love you."
Christine St. George: Ah! Well, apparently another voice in his head told him to push her off a Ferris wheel.
Jackie: Oh, my God! Oh, no, no, no, no, that's horrible!
Christine St. George: It's a tragedy! We don't have a couple for today's show. You've got three hours to find another one or you're fired! Oh, I'm just kidding. No, I'm not. [exits] [returns] Seriously, Jackie, just kidding about firing you.
Jackie: [answers phone] Christine St. George's office.
Christine St. George: [on the phone] I wasn't kidding.
Receptionist: Psst, Jackie. Come here.
Jackie: Oh, what do you want?
Receptionist: I wanted to say don't worry. It'll all work out between you and Christine.
Jackie: Oh. Well, thanks. [answers phone] Christine St. George's office.
Receptionist: [on the phone] You're gonna get fired! You're gonna get fired! [laughs]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Killer Queen’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, what were you two talking about?
Red: Well, Kitty, I had a stash of gifts down there for every occasion. That way, if I forgot to buy you something, I'd still be covered.
Kitty: You buy my gifts in bulk?
Red: No, it's more of a vast inventory of love.
Kitty: Well, you're about to get a vast inventory of my foot in your ass! Yeah! I can do that too!
Quote from Red
Hyde: Hey, Red, I got a question for you. My wife says she doesn't want anything for Valentine's Day. So I'm off the hook, right?
Red: Let me tell you a little story. There was a woman, a newlywed. And she told her husband, "Rather than waste money on gifts, save for retirement." And so he never bought her a gift. Not for Christmas, birthdays, never. And 50 years later, she thanked him. And you know who that woman was?
Hyde: No.
Red: That woman was the invisible dancing fairy of Dumbass Land. All women want gifts.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Oh, there's my valentine.
Red: Oh.
Kitty: See, now, the card is a heart. Actually, it's your heart, and it's saying, "Hi, Red, remember when I attacked you?" [chuckles] It's a reminder to cut back on fatty, fried foods.