Jackie Quote #505
Quote from Jackie in Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy
Christine St. George: Why is there no orange juice in my mini-fridge?
Jackie: I'll stock you right now.
Christine St. George: No, dear. That would be the answer to the question, "When are you going to stock it?" My question was, "Why is it empty?"
Jackie: Um, brownie?
Christine St. George: I want my orange juice. I don't want your leftovers. Do I look like a homeless person to you?
Jackie: Oh, oh! All I wanted you to do was just to try a brownie.
Christine St. George: Oh, all right, you big baby. I'll have one of your brownies. [eats] Hmm, this is pretty good.
Jackie: Really?
Christine St. George: Mmm-hmm.
Jackie: Well, thank you. Um... All right, well, I also made up your schedule for tomorrow.
Christine St. George: Oh, did you? Good. Oh, good job. Oh, yeah.
Jackie: Really?
Christine St. George: Mmm-hmm.
Jackie: Great. Okay, well, they canceled your appearance with the boy who fell down the well.
Christine St. George: Ah, thank God. Why are we celebrating that? The boy is just clumsy. Listen. I'm sorry I yelled at you earlier. Oh, you must think I'm a complete psycho.
Jackie: It was completely my fault. I should have just moved out of the way when you threw that script at me.
Christine St. George: No, no, not at all, because if you had, the script would have gone flying right past you and might have hit somebody important.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Red: Ah, Kitty. Making brownies for breakfast?
Kitty: No. Brownies have too much sugar to be a healthy breakfast. Here, have some Fun Time Snack-A-Doodles. [hands Red a box of brightly-colored cereal]
Quote from Leo
Leo: There's my girl.
Donna: Hi, Leo. Leo, you didn't have to get me chocolates.
Leo: Chocolates? That's my lunch.
Donna: Leo, look. I'm really flattered that you like me, but I can't be your girlfriend.
Leo: Is it because I'm Black?
Donna: You're not Black.
Leo: So, it's not that then. I know what it is. You like that Randy guy.
Donna: What? No, I don't.
Leo: Yes, you do. So I think maybe it's best if we stop seeing each other.
Donna: Wait a minute, you're breaking up with me?
Leo: I'm sorry, but I just can't date a racist.
Quote from Kitty
Christine St. George: [on TV] Before we bring on the tap-dancing parrot, I have a correction to make from yesterday's show.
Kitty: Red. She's gonna say my name. Are you taping it? Do you know how to use the machine?
Red: Yes, I know how to use the machine.
Christine St. George: Those brownies I so enjoyed were made by the talented and lovely Kitty Forshack.
Kitty: Forshack?
Christine St. George: No, no, that doesn't sound right. Ah! Forman. Kathy Forman.