Jackie Quote #498
Quote from Jackie in Sweet Lady
Jackie: Hi, this is Jackie St. Jackie, reporting live from Fresh Hair. Today's topic, ugly people running with scissors. Health hazard or community service? Oh, why, hello, Christine St. George.
Christine St. George: Why, hello, crazy girl talking into a hairbrush!
Fez: Jackie! Out! Out! Out! I apologize, Miss St. George. This is Jackie, my roommate. She wants to be your co-anchor on What's Up Wisconsin.
Christine St. George: Ah. Well, from what I've seen you do so far, Jackie, I'd say you have what it takes.
Jackie: Really?
Christine St. George: No. But you seem like a dear thing, so good luck to you. Adios!
Fez: Adios? How does she even come up with those?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Sweet Lady’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Donna: Hyde. That's not gonna happen. He's not into me like that and he knows I'm getting over a break-up.
Hyde: Come on, man. Don't you know how guys think?
Donna: Not really. The only guy I have ever been with was Eric, and as far as I know, a typical guy's thoughts are, "Who would win in a fight? Bigfoot or Chewbacca?"
Quote from Red
Red: See, that's the thing about marriage. No one tells you about the three rings. There's the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
Quote from Jackie
Fez: Well, if it isn't Miss Mooch, my unemployed roommate. What would you like to mooch today? My cheese puffs? My Yoo-hoo? My Oil of Olay?
Jackie: Fez, I want to find work, but it's really hard. I spent all morning going to every store in the mall. And when I find the right outfit, I'm gonna look for a job.