Jackie Quote #496
Quote from Jackie in Sweet Lady
Jackie: Was that Christine St. George? She's my idol! That's who I should be working for! [gasps] We could co-anchor What's Up Wisconsin together. Oh, I could just picture it!
[fantasy:]
Christine St. George: I'm Christine St. George.
Jackie: And I'm Jackie St. Jackie!
Christine St. George: And it's time to ask...
Both: What's Up Wisconsin?
Christine St. George: Coming up today, war, famine, disease. But first, our top story. Jackie St. Jackie is spectacular!
Jackie: And in sports today, I'm gorgeous!
Christine St. George: Oh, this just in. Jackie St. Jackie is the greatest girl ever!
Jackie: I am!
Christine St. George: I know!
[reality:]
Fez: Jackie St. Jackie? I got breaking news. You're freaking nuts!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Sweet Lady’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Donna: Hyde. That's not gonna happen. He's not into me like that and he knows I'm getting over a break-up.
Hyde: Come on, man. Don't you know how guys think?
Donna: Not really. The only guy I have ever been with was Eric, and as far as I know, a typical guy's thoughts are, "Who would win in a fight? Bigfoot or Chewbacca?"
Quote from Red
Red: See, that's the thing about marriage. No one tells you about the three rings. There's the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
Quote from Jackie
Fez: Well, if it isn't Miss Mooch, my unemployed roommate. What would you like to mooch today? My cheese puffs? My Yoo-hoo? My Oil of Olay?
Jackie: Fez, I want to find work, but it's really hard. I spent all morning going to every store in the mall. And when I find the right outfit, I'm gonna look for a job.