Fez Quote #881
Quote from Fez in Sweet Lady
Christine St. George: Fez, I look fantastic! You know, I always give credit where credit is due. So thank you, God, for my fantastic bone structure!
Fez: So, Christine, what's on the agenda for my favorite local talk show host? I mean besides looking Fez-tastic.
Christine St. George: Well, today I'm off to the zoo. It seems a baby elephant is being born. And I want to be the first thing it sees, so it knows there's beauty in this ugly world.
Fez: Well, for my money, nothing beats the time you rode along with cops and stopped the liquor store hold-up.
Christine St. George: Well, I got lucky then. The day before's show I learned to do the flamenco. And as it turns out, a high dance kick doubles beautifully for a knock-out blow to the face. Ciao, darling!
Fez: I love it when she says, "Ciao." It's like she's made up a whole new way to say goodbye.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Sweet Lady’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Donna: Hyde. That's not gonna happen. He's not into me like that and he knows I'm getting over a break-up.
Hyde: Come on, man. Don't you know how guys think?
Donna: Not really. The only guy I have ever been with was Eric, and as far as I know, a typical guy's thoughts are, "Who would win in a fight? Bigfoot or Chewbacca?"
Quote from Red
Red: See, that's the thing about marriage. No one tells you about the three rings. There's the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
Quote from Jackie
Fez: Well, if it isn't Miss Mooch, my unemployed roommate. What would you like to mooch today? My cheese puffs? My Yoo-hoo? My Oil of Olay?
Jackie: Fez, I want to find work, but it's really hard. I spent all morning going to every store in the mall. And when I find the right outfit, I'm gonna look for a job.