Red Quote #975
Quote from Red in Who Needs You
Kitty: Okay, well, Steven and Samantha are moving back downstairs because they're not gonna stop fighting. And you know why? [laughs]
Red: Yes, unfortunately, I do. What kind of a person has to argue in order to... You know.
Kitty: Well, what's wrong with it if it spices up their lovemaking?
Red: Jeez, Kitty, is that what we're doing? We're just saying it now?
Kitty: Well, you never want to talk about anything.
Red: And you always do. I can't get any peace unless I leave the room. And even then, I have to run the lawnmower in the garage in order to not hear your constant yammering.
Kitty: Red Forman!
Red: Ah, speechless, huh? Well, it's about damn time. I thought we were trying this...
Kitty: Oh!
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Quote from Fez
Fez: Well! If it isn't Jackie. There's only one person I hate more than Jackie, and that is Fenton. And Fenton, there's only one person I hate more than you. Queen Elizabeth. Who does she think she is? Queen of England?
Quote from Fez
Jackie: Hey, Fezzie. How's the salon?
Fez: Horrible. An old lady and a Marine came in at the same time. I got confused. And, well, Mrs. Riley was not happy when I shaved her head.
Jackie: Yeah, I know. I had a tough day too. General Hospital is pre-empted by some stupid hostage crisis.
Fez: Did you drink my last grape soda?
Jackie: Yeah. I left the empty bottle in the fridge, so you'd know to buy more.
Fez: But I'd been looking forward to this grape soda all day. I even made up a song. [sings] I'm looking forward to that grape soda, yeah [talks] Jackie, I took you in when you had nowhere to go, but you've been a total mooch. You have no job, you pay no rent. You need to shape up or put out.
Jackie: Uh, Fez, it's shape up or ship out.
Fez: Then what the hell is in it for me?
Quote from Fez
Fenton: Oh. It's you.
Fez: Fenton.
Fenton: During business hours you may address me by my official title, "Landlord." I'll also respond to "Lord Fenton." Ooh, or on Sundays, "The Good Lord." Yes.
Fez: Fenton, I am in no mood to talk to you.
Fenton: Oh, well, then just listen. I did a little shuffle-y-doo with the parking assignments. Your new space is Z.
Fez: Z? Z's the last spot. It's dangerous to walk from there at night. I'm a single man.
Fenton: Well, maybe you should put some effort into your appearance.
Fez: Maybe you should put some effort into minding your own business!
Fenton: Maybe you should shut up!
Fez: Maybe you should go to hell!
Fenton: I'll go to hell when you shut up! [both turn around]
Fez: Damn. I really should have turned in the direction of my door. Excuse me.
Fenton: Of course.