Bob Quote #186

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Bob: You guys, something terrible happened. Fatso the Clown was stolen.
Kitty: What? But he was a Wisconsin landmark. He's been sitting on that bun since I was a little girl.
Bob: I feel so guilty. I was the last one to talk to him. We had an awful fight.
Red: What are you crying about? It was a speaker with a face on it.
Kitty: Oh, he was more than that. He was a part of our history.
Bob: I got a lot of warm memories about that place, too. I knocked up Midgy in the parking lot.
Kitty: Don't you remember, Red? When we were dating, we used to go to Fatso Burger every Friday night, and just dream about our future.
Red: I thought we were just eating burgers. Women are always doing something else!
Bob: That's true. Midgy was drinking a shake when I knocked her up.

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Bob: [on TV] I'll always remember where I was when I heard the news that Fatso was stolen. I was reading the paper in the can. It was the same way with Kennedy.

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