Jackie Quote #502
Quote from Jackie in Long Away
Hyde: Did you two have something to do with Forman and Donna breaking up?
Fez: Are you suggesting... Yeah, yes, we did. But we never... Actually we did that, too. But you can also blame... Actually there is no one else to blame.
Jackie: Look, Steven, all we did was write a letter to Eric telling him that Donna was cheating on him with Randy. What, my magic 8-ball said it was a good idea and that thing is right like, what, one out of six times which is pretty good for a ball.
Hyde: If you two were puppies, I'd smack you in the nose with a magazine. In fact... [smacks Fez] You two idiots need to tell Donna what you did.
Jackie: [scoffs] Are you kidding? No, no, no, no. She'll stomp on us with her giant feet. I do not want the last words I hear to be Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Long Away’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Bob: Hey, look. I finally got invited to the Point Place veterans' reunion.
Red: What? They don't invite National Guardsmen.
Bob: They didn't. But I wrote a bunch of angry letters until they changed their policy.
Red: Well, that's just great, Bob. Maybe if you'd written a bunch of angry letters to Hitler we could've avoided a war in the first place.
Kitty: I don't think that would have worked. That Hitler seemed like a real cranky bear.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Oh, my God, Fez, I feel really bad for Eric. When Michael was cheating on me, I was devastated. But eventually I learned that the saying is true. It's better to have loved and lost than to be butt-ugly.
Quote from Jackie
Fez: It's been two weeks since we send Eric our letter. Shouldn't he be home by now?
Jackie: Well, it takes about a week to get a letter to Africa, then there is three days of Eric twitching and fidgeting. Oh, then there is a two day hippo-ride to the airport. So, yeah, he should be home by now.