Fez Quote #845
Quote from Fez in Stone Cold Crazy
Fez: Knock, knock. Who's there? Fez! And Barry White.
Jackie: Hey, Fez. It is almost Wizard of Oz time. And I did my hair like Dorothy, but since there are no foreigners in Oz, I created a new character for you. The butler.
Fez: Oh. Bad news, racist Dorothy. Something has come up. Some unexpected doing it. You remember Caroline?
Jackie: What, with the crazy nut-job who said she was gonna scratch my eyes out?
Fez: Yes. Sweet girl. Look, she is coming over tonight and she gets very jealous of other women so you're gonna have to leave.
Jackie: Where am I supposed to go?
Fez: I don't know, just click your heels three times and get the hell out.
Jackie: Fez, I am not gonna leave my own apartment.
Fez: Okay. You know, you're right. I'm being unreasonable. Just go into your room and don't come out until morning. And eat quiet foods only. Yogurt, marshmallows, maybe cotton candy. But save me some, because I just love it.
Jackie: I can't believe this, I mean, we made a plan to watch The Wizard of Oz.
Fez: Yes, and then I was offered sex, so, ding dong, the plan is dead!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Stone Cold Crazy’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, please, no! All right, Kitty, Kitty, don't panic. You know what to do. [grabs a bottle of wine]
Quote from Fez
Fez: Holy crap, it's Caroline!
Randy: Who is Caroline?
Hyde: She went out with Fez. But he broke up with her 'cause she's crazy. Which is ironic, because that's probably why she went out with him in the first place.
Fez: Guys, I can't let her see me. [holds menu in front of face] Hide me.
Randy: Where should we hide you, Fez?
Caroline: Fez!
Fez: Well played, you son of a bitch.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Oh, no, don't get up, I'm just right here anyway.
Samantha: I'll help you, Mrs. Forman.
Kitty: Oh, no, don't you worry, Samantha. It's just a little unbalanced because our appropriate-sized clothes are on one side and your little teeny tiny stripper clothes are on the other. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so grumpy. I got a manicure yesterday and Red still hasn't said a darn word.
Hyde: You know, if you really want him to notice you, you should get drunk and do some donuts on his lawn.
Donna: Mrs. Forman, you should change your hair. When I went blond, Eric went nuts. And then Fez went nuts and then I started wearing a lot of hats.
Kitty: No, I can't change my hair. Red loves it. It's my trademark. It'd be like telling Fonzie not to say, "Hey!"