Fez Quote #841
Quote from Fez in Stone Cold Crazy
Fez: Oh, hi, Jackie. [looks at poster] "Hang in there, baby." And the kitten is hanging. Funny. So, what the hell are you doing in my apartment?
Jackie: Oh, well, since Michael moved to Chicago, he let me have his room. We're gonna be roommates!
Fez: Roommates? Hot diggity! Think of the wacky adventures we will have.
[fantasy: "Fez and Jackie"]
[title: "Starring Fez and Jackie"]
[theme song plays: "We're gonna take the plunge now We're gonna dive right in now We're gonna have it all We don't believe in maybe "Can't" is a word we'll never know Sometimes we'll have our struggles But, oh, baby, oh We're gonna take our chance now Fly by the seat of our pants now When we're divided, we fall And we're really gonna have it all And we're really gonna have it all"]
[title: "And Don Knotts as 'The Landlord'"]
[reality:]
Jackie: Fez, that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Catchy tune, though.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Stone Cold Crazy’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, please, no! All right, Kitty, Kitty, don't panic. You know what to do. [grabs a bottle of wine]
Quote from Fez
Fez: Holy crap, it's Caroline!
Randy: Who is Caroline?
Hyde: She went out with Fez. But he broke up with her 'cause she's crazy. Which is ironic, because that's probably why she went out with him in the first place.
Fez: Guys, I can't let her see me. [holds menu in front of face] Hide me.
Randy: Where should we hide you, Fez?
Caroline: Fez!
Fez: Well played, you son of a bitch.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Oh, no, don't get up, I'm just right here anyway.
Samantha: I'll help you, Mrs. Forman.
Kitty: Oh, no, don't you worry, Samantha. It's just a little unbalanced because our appropriate-sized clothes are on one side and your little teeny tiny stripper clothes are on the other. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so grumpy. I got a manicure yesterday and Red still hasn't said a darn word.
Hyde: You know, if you really want him to notice you, you should get drunk and do some donuts on his lawn.
Donna: Mrs. Forman, you should change your hair. When I went blond, Eric went nuts. And then Fez went nuts and then I started wearing a lot of hats.
Kitty: No, I can't change my hair. Red loves it. It's my trademark. It'd be like telling Fonzie not to say, "Hey!"