Kelso Quote #856
Kelso: Man. It's like everyone is so happy lately. Except for me. I mean, the Forman's have their anniversary party, Hyde is married to a half-naked girl. What do I got? Nothing! Except for this little plastic dinosaur.
Randy: You know, when I'm down, I try to think about the happiest times of my life. Like when Hyde's wife came out here in that genie outfit.
Kelso: The happiest time of my life was when I was with Jackie.
Hyde: What are you talking about? She was always yelling at you, hitting you, telling you what a moron you re.
You might as well have been dating me.
Kelso: Oh, man, I was really in love with her. And then I blew it. And then she blew it. And then I blew it again. I don't know who blew it last, but I'm definitely winning!
Randy: It sounds like you guys had a real on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again relationship.
Kelso: Wait, that's it! That's why I'm not happy! Because the girl I should be with is right in front of me and I'm not with her! I should be with Jackie! No, I should marry Jackie!
Fez: [squeals] What? I love weddings.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Misfire’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
[circle:]
Kelso: So it's the last circle before I go. Wait a minute, now I get why we call it a circle! That is freakin' awesome!
Jackie: You know Michael, I will always remember the first boy who kissed me. And proposed to me and told me that putting out makes your nails grow. I really believed you.
Donna: Kelso, I'm kinda gonna miss you constantly trying to grab my boob. Made me feel pretty. I am messed up.
Fez: Donna, I give you my word. I will always be here, trying to grab your boob. We'll do it for Kelso, who won't be here to do it anymore. Oh, God.
Hyde: Man... Kelso, this is weird. I always imagined our last moment together would be me watching you strapped to a home-made rocket flying around in circles screaming, "Turn it off! Turn it off!"
Kelso: Well. I guess this is goodbye. Man, I'm gonna miss this. Like, being down here, I've had, like, the best time of my life. And you know what? No matter where I live, I will love you guys forever. Well, I guess it's time to go. So, see ya. [exits]
Jackie: Bye, Michael.
Donna: Wow. He is really gone.
Fez: My beautiful tormentor.
Hyde: This sucks.
Kelso: [returns] I'm not leaving till tomorrow! And you were crying! Burn!
Quote from Jackie
Donna: And get this, I waited up for Eric to call me last night, and he never did. So I asked Mrs. Forman, "Is he okay?" And she said yeah, because he called her last night.
Jackie: Yeah, I mean, that is weird. Who would think that a boy who plays with dolls and bails on his wedding would be a mama's boy?
Quote from Bob
Bob: Sweetheart.
Donna: [wakes up] What?
Bob: Did you stay down here all night?
Donna: Oh yeah. I guess so. Eric never called, I hope he is okay.
Bob: Yeah, I'm sure he's fine. Either that, or he's dead. It can only be one of the two.