Kelso Quote #839

Quote from Kelso in Somebody to Love

Hyde: I gotta get out of here. I'm gonna go to the record store.
Kelso: Whoa, Hyde, you're, like, freaking out, man. You married a stripper. You're living every guy's dream! Well, not my dream, my dream's always the same. A monkey gives me the finger and flaps his lips at me and takes off with my clothes. Trust me, you don't wanna live that dream.

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 ‘Somebody to Love’ Quotes

Quote from Hyde

Hyde: Man, I can't fire Leo. He's like a father to me. Well, like a friend. Well, he's like a guy who's always got a lighter.

Quote from Hyde

Hyde: Oh, man, it's starting to come back to me. I remember seeing a cross and an altar. But I thought I was having that Exorcist dream again.

Quote from Red

Hyde: Oh, my God, what did I do?
Red: You married a Las Vegas stripper. Congratulations. With Eric gone, you're the town dumbass.