Kelso Quote #833
Quote from Kelso in Bohemian Rhapsody
Kitty: [records] Anyway, Eric, the day you left, Steven went to Chicago to see Jackie.
Donna: When he got there, he walked in on Jackie and Kelso, who were about to...
Fez: Get busy. Have sex. [sings] Do it!
Donna: Kelso told us the whole story when he got back the next day.
[flashback:]
Kelso: No, hardly anything happened, okay. Jackie asked me to stay 'cause she was lonely and the next thing you know, I'm naked. And then Hyde shows up and kicks me out the door and so I had to drive all the way back here in this dress that I found. All the truckers were flashing their lights and honking their horns. It was pretty great.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kitty: Okay, let's see, where to start? Well, your father and I were furious when we caught you boys in that smoky basement. The minute you left for the airport, we went down there to do what the Feds call "a sweep."
[flashback:]
Kitty: How dare you boys smoke up my house when you know how hard I work to keep it smelling lemony fresh!
Red: You morons just hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot's looking for a room!
Quote from Fez
[flashback:]
Red: Two bags?
Hyde: I've never seen those before in my life. Your son has a real problem!
Red: Kitty, I want you to take this garbage and flush it down the toilet.
Kitty: I am just glad that we caught you boys before this became an everyday thing.
Red: Is that all of it?
Hyde: Yes, sir, that's all of it.
Fez: Now there is nothing left for us to do but to smoke Candy Land. I mean, I mean, play Candysmoke. [Red finds a baggy in the game] I mean... Ay, no.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: And so I flushed it all down the toilet and everyone learned a lesson.
Donna: Why don't you tell Eric what else happened?
Fez: Oh, let me, let me.
Kitty: Give me that. I'll tell him.
[flashback:]
Red: Kitty. I found another one. Kitty?
[Red opens the door to a smoke-filled bathroom]
Red: What the hell? What do you have to say for yourself?
Kitty: I'm starving!