Kitty Quote #640
Quote from Kitty in Who's Been Sleeping Here?
Donna: Why do you think Kelso didn't choose us?
Kitty: Well, picking godparents can be very nerve-racking. When Laurie was born, we agonized over that decision for weeks.
Red: And we chose well. Mike and Cookie were good people.
Eric: Wait, so, who are my godparents?
Kitty: Well, they're the... [mumbles] The Hoffenschnoppers.
Eric: I'm sorry, the who?
Kitty: The Hingingloobers.
Eric: Okay, I think you just said the Hoffenschnoppers, and then you said the Hingingloobers. And I'm not sure, but I don't think we know any Hoffenschnoppers or Hingingloobers. Come on, what's supposed to happen to me if you guys die?
Red: Maybe you'll finally move out and get a job.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Who's Been Sleeping Here?’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Hyde: Fez, man, why were you staying at the record store?
Fez: Well, last week my Bible-thumping host parents found out that I already graduated, so they kicked me out and took all my money as back rent. And then they gave me a Bible.
Angie: Well, I wish you'd been reading that instead of the porno magazines I found in my office.
Fez: You know, Angie, some things you could keep to yourself.
Hyde: I don't understand why you didn't just ask us for help. I mean, we're your friends.
Fez: It was my damn Latin pride.
Red: So you're Latin.
Fez: No, just my pride is. And I also have a Swiss sense of frugality.
Quote from Red
Red: Hey, I'm watching Perry Mason.
Kitty: Oh, guess what? Perry Mason wins.
Red: It's not if he wins, it's how. That's the magic, damn it.
Quote from Eric
Donna: Eric, how did you get "Jedi" from "staircase"?
Eric: Uh, Donna, the path to becoming a Jedi has many steps, duh.