Fez Quote #987
Quote from Fez in Who's Been Sleeping Here?
Fez: Okay, the game is Password. The box says, "Using one-word clues, get your partner to say the secret word without using the word yourself."
Donna: Okay, what if...
Fez: Donna, please. I already read the box.
Donna: But, Fez...
Fez: I said box.
Features in the collection: Fez: I Said Good Day.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Fez: I Said Good Day’
Quote from Fez in Sally Simpson
Fez: No, I cannot be in the same room with him. You and I are through. Now good day.
Kelso: But, Fez... [Fez is silent]
Jackie: Fez? He said, "But, Fez."
Fez: Oh, I heard him.
Donna: Well, now you're supposed to say... "I said good day."
Kelso: Yeah, and then we all know that you're really mad, but eventually, you'll get over it.
Fez: Oh, you'd like that. "Dance, monkey, dance." Well, Kelso, this monkey don't dance no more.
Donna: But, Fez...
Fez: I said good day! [groans]
Quote from Fez in The Promise Ring
Fez: [shouts] Hello, ladies!
Hyde: No, man, that's not how you do it. You gotta be aloof.
Fez: Did you just call me a "loof"? Because if so, I'll have to kick you in your 'nads.
Hyde: No, man. Aloof. Distant. Zen.
Fez: Well, that's not what loof means in my language.
Hyde: Look, I don't care what you think it means, that's what it means here.
Fez: You're the loof.
Hyde: Fez, it's not-
Fez: I said loof!
‘Who's Been Sleeping Here?’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Hyde: Fez, man, why were you staying at the record store?
Fez: Well, last week my Bible-thumping host parents found out that I already graduated, so they kicked me out and took all my money as back rent. And then they gave me a Bible.
Angie: Well, I wish you'd been reading that instead of the porno magazines I found in my office.
Fez: You know, Angie, some things you could keep to yourself.
Hyde: I don't understand why you didn't just ask us for help. I mean, we're your friends.
Fez: It was my damn Latin pride.
Red: So you're Latin.
Fez: No, just my pride is. And I also have a Swiss sense of frugality.
Quote from Red
Red: Hey, I'm watching Perry Mason.
Kitty: Oh, guess what? Perry Mason wins.
Red: It's not if he wins, it's how. That's the magic, damn it.
Quote from Eric
Donna: Eric, how did you get "Jedi" from "staircase"?
Eric: Uh, Donna, the path to becoming a Jedi has many steps, duh.