Kelso Quote #800
Quote from Kelso in Who's Been Sleeping Here?
Kelso: Look, Brooke is totally starting to trust me now with Betsy, and she's letting me pick out Betsy's godparents. And she only has one rule, it can't be Fez.
Fez: Well, that is a smart rule.
Donna: Godparents? Like we need any more responsibilities.
Eric: I know, such a burden. [chuckles]
Kelso: Okay, so I've been thinking about this a lot, all right? And it's a big deal, so... Eric, Donna.
Eric: Uh-oh.
Kelso: Please, skootch over so I can ask Hyde and Jackie if they'll be Betsy's godparents.
Eric: What the hell?
Donna: Hyde and Jackie?
Jackie: We win. I was voted most popular, best legs, and now, Godmother. What can't I do?
Fez: And the password is burn.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Who's Been Sleeping Here?’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Hyde: Fez, man, why were you staying at the record store?
Fez: Well, last week my Bible-thumping host parents found out that I already graduated, so they kicked me out and took all my money as back rent. And then they gave me a Bible.
Angie: Well, I wish you'd been reading that instead of the porno magazines I found in my office.
Fez: You know, Angie, some things you could keep to yourself.
Hyde: I don't understand why you didn't just ask us for help. I mean, we're your friends.
Fez: It was my damn Latin pride.
Red: So you're Latin.
Fez: No, just my pride is. And I also have a Swiss sense of frugality.
Quote from Red
Red: Hey, I'm watching Perry Mason.
Kitty: Oh, guess what? Perry Mason wins.
Red: It's not if he wins, it's how. That's the magic, damn it.
Quote from Eric
Donna: Eric, how did you get "Jedi" from "staircase"?
Eric: Uh, Donna, the path to becoming a Jedi has many steps, duh.