Red Quote #649
Quote from Red in Street Fighting Man
Eric: Hey, Dad, say, could you give me a ride this Sunday afternoon at, I don't know, 1:00?
Red: Eric, this is football season. I know this doesn't mean much to you since there are no flying men with capes involved, but I can't drive you anywhere on Sunday until the spring. And then your mother can do it.
Eric: Well, what if it was a ride to legendary Lambeau Field, where the Packers are playing the Bears, and where you will be sitting next to me on the 50-yard line?
Red: Eric.
Eric: What do you say, Dad? This'll be great, huh?
Kitty: Honey, are you crying?
Red: No. [runs out]
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Quote from Eric
Red: Eric, how the hell can you wear a Bears jersey at a Packer game?
Donna: Okay, maybe he doesn't understand why it's wrong. Let me tell you in a way how you can understand. The Packers are like the Jedi, and you're wearing a "Go Darth Vader" jersey.
Eric: Donna, that's ridiculous. The Jedi don't play football. They play Manuku.
Hyde: Forman, this is worse than when you wore the Air Supply T-shirt to the Aerosmith concert.
Red: For God sakes, will you just take the damn jersey off?
Eric: No. You know what? I like rooting for the underdog, okay? I am the underdog in real life. I like Charlie Brown.
I like The Little Engine That Could. I like the Bears.
Quote from Eric
Kitty: I can't believe you got into a fight.
Eric: You know, I'm thinking about becoming a boxer. They may have to invent a whole new weight class. Hey, what's lighter than a feather?
Quote from Eric
Red: Come on. Let's go tell your mom about our day. Oh, hey, where'd you learn all those fighting moves, by the way?
Eric: Spider-Man.
Red: I had to ask.