Hyde Quote #576
Quote from Hyde in Street Fighting Man
Hyde: Okay, listen, here's the plan. We've got two tickets and there's three of us. So I'm gonna go inside with one of you guys. The guy who comes inside with me, takes two stubs, comes back outside, brings inside the guy who's waiting outside. You got it?
Fez: Why can't you wait outside?
Kelso: Yeah, why can't you?
Hyde: Because I have a ticket.
Kelso: Oh, that makes sense.
Fez: Okay, yeah.
Hyde: Okay, now, to see who's coming in with me, instead of drawing straws, we'll draw tickets, okay? So, Kelso, you go first.
Kelso: All right, I got one.
Fez: Damn! Well, at least it was fair.
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Red: Eric, how the hell can you wear a Bears jersey at a Packer game?
Donna: Okay, maybe he doesn't understand why it's wrong. Let me tell you in a way how you can understand. The Packers are like the Jedi, and you're wearing a "Go Darth Vader" jersey.
Eric: Donna, that's ridiculous. The Jedi don't play football. They play Manuku.
Hyde: Forman, this is worse than when you wore the Air Supply T-shirt to the Aerosmith concert.
Red: For God sakes, will you just take the damn jersey off?
Eric: No. You know what? I like rooting for the underdog, okay? I am the underdog in real life. I like Charlie Brown.
I like The Little Engine That Could. I like the Bears.
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Red: Come on. Let's go tell your mom about our day. Oh, hey, where'd you learn all those fighting moves, by the way?
Eric: Spider-Man.
Red: I had to ask.
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Kitty: I can't believe you got into a fight.
Eric: You know, I'm thinking about becoming a boxer. They may have to invent a whole new weight class. Hey, what's lighter than a feather?