Bob Quote #169

Quote from Bob in Street Fighting Man

Bob: All right, Kitty, I think we need to talk about what happened in the kitchen.
Kitty: Yeah, what the heck were you doing, Bob? I haven't been goosed like that since we won the war.
Bob: I thought you were falling.
Kitty: I wasn't falling. Why would you think I was falling?
Bob: You said "Oh, jeez," and that's what I say when I'm gonna fall. Oh, jeez.
Kitty: I just said that because I couldn't find your damn refried beans. And both hands, Bob?
Bob: I needed leverage.
Kitty: Well, all I know is we have to keep this a secret. If Red finds out, he'll cut your hands off.
Bob: Fine. We won't say another word about it. Although, about it, may I say, bravo.
Kitty: Jane Fonda. [chuckles]

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Quote from Eric

Red: Eric, how the hell can you wear a Bears jersey at a Packer game?
Donna: Okay, maybe he doesn't understand why it's wrong. Let me tell you in a way how you can understand. The Packers are like the Jedi, and you're wearing a "Go Darth Vader" jersey.
Eric: Donna, that's ridiculous. The Jedi don't play football. They play Manuku.
Hyde: Forman, this is worse than when you wore the Air Supply T-shirt to the Aerosmith concert.
Red: For God sakes, will you just take the damn jersey off?
Eric: No. You know what? I like rooting for the underdog, okay? I am the underdog in real life. I like Charlie Brown.
I like The Little Engine That Could. I like the Bears.

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Kitty: I can't believe you got into a fight.
Eric: You know, I'm thinking about becoming a boxer. They may have to invent a whole new weight class. Hey, what's lighter than a feather?

Quote from Eric

Red: Come on. Let's go tell your mom about our day. Oh, hey, where'd you learn all those fighting moves, by the way?
Eric: Spider-Man.
Red: I had to ask.