Hyde Quote #574
Quote from Hyde in Can't You Hear Me Knocking
Fez: Okay, well, maybe we should turn it on and see if it's really a vacuum, and if it is, maybe we should tidy up a bit.
[After Eric turns on the vacuum and the motor starts, the guys panic and jump on it, breaking it into pieces]
Kelso: Wait. One question. If the vacuum really was bugged, couldn't we just put it outside?
Hyde: Damn. When Kelso's the only one thinking straight, we're in trouble. Guys, we're making too many mistakes. We need to sit down and figure this out.
[circle:]
Hyde: Okay, this is starting to feel like work, man. Feds have ruined the circle. The circle sucks. That's right, I said it.
Kelso: Hey, this circle is the only thing that's keeping us sharp. If it weren't for this circle, we'd have no idea that the Feds were surrounding us, planting bugs everywhere, watching our every move. So I say thank you to the circle.
Eric: I just want everyone to know I'm prepared to fight my way out of here. [holds up light saber]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Can't You Hear Me Knocking’ Quotes
Quote from Hyde
Kelso: There's a black Ford sedan outside. Hyde's right, the Feds found us.
Hyde: Damn it, Kelso. You finally figure out how to use a phone, now we're all going to jail.
Eric: I think you guys are overreacting. There's no way the government would park a car right outside my house.
Hyde: Forman, anything you think the government's not doing, they are doing. The only thing they didn't do is land the man on the moon. No, no, no, no, no. Spielberg shot the entire thing in a Hollywood movie set. That's how he got the job for Jaws.
Quote from Kelso
Eric: Kelso, if you ask the White House if there's a Russian death ray, they're gonna have you committed. So, yeah, I say go for it.
Kelso: Well, obviously they won't admit it. There'd be panic in the streets. That's why I gotta trick them into talking about it. It's what us cops call "tricking them." I'm on. [on the phone] Hello? White House? Yeah, yes, I have a couple of questions. Yes, uh, how well is the President protected? Well, uh... because someone wants to hurt the President, that's why. You're damn right it's a threat, it's a terrible threat on the President's life. [Eric laughs]
Hyde: Awesome.
Kelso: What? Where am I right now? I'm in Red Forman's house in Point Place...
All: No! [Hyde hangs up the phone]
Hyde: You idiot, you just told them where we are.
Kelso: So?
Hyde: Kelso, you just threatened the President's life. They're gonna come here and arrest us.
Kelso: No, no, I'm not threatening his life. It's the Russians that have the Russian death ray.
Fez: You didn't mention the death ray.
Kelso: A-ha! So you admit that there's a death ray.
Quote from Red
Red: Oh, my God. There's a hundred morons in my basement. That's okay, not even that can ruin this day.
Eric: Yes, one man, and only one man, has the power to ruin his day. 'Tis I.
Red: Nope, not even you can do it. But really, who the hell talks like that?