Fez Quote #731
Kitty: Okay, Fez... Give me the gossip.
Fez: Is that glitter in your hair? Are you making me a pinata?
Kitty: No. I was working on a new outfit for Eric to wear at the roller disco.
Fez: Roller disco? Eric is into roller disco?
Kitty: Uh-oh.
Fez: I'm sorry. We're gonna have to reschedule 'cause I have to go spread this embarrassing news.
Kitty: You can't tell anyone. I promised Eric I'd keep it a secret. Besides, you used to roller disco with Jackie.
Fez: Sure, when I was a child. But I'm a man now. I moved on to robot dancing.
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Fez: Did you know that I am a shampoo boy down at the beauty salon? Yes, ladies come from miles around to be touched by these magic hands.
Angie Barnett: Is that why they're all dry and chapped?
Fez: No. That's from my day off.
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Donna: Fez, come on. Just tell us what Eric's up to.
Fez: Donna, if I learned anything from all my years as a virgin... It's that seeing it is much better than talking about it.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Hey, thanks for coming down to meet my sister, man. I had dinner with her and my dad last night. And it was the first family dinner I'd ever been to where we didn't have to sneak out of the restaurant one at a time.
Donna: Man, Hyde, first a new dad, now a new sister? It's like you hit the orphan lottery.
Fez: Look, your dad's got a whole jar of Peppermint Patties. [laughs] That's class, baby.
Eric: That's nothing, you guys. I found 20 bucks just sitting on the desk, and I kind of want to steal it. Wow. I'm really starting to see the underbelly of not having a job.
Kelso: Check it out, Hyde. Your dad knows Skynyrd. I heard when you first meet them, if you just yell "Free Bird" really loud, they'll start playing it.